A man in Fort Dodge Iowa told Police that his dog inadvertently shot him while they were roughhousing Wednesday. According to The Star Tribune, The man says he and the dog were playing when he tossed him off his lap. The pit bull-lab mix jumped back up and the man thinks the dog disabled the gun in his belly band and then stepped on the trigger shooting the man in the leg. This is clearly the animal kingdom refusing to be blamed for human farts anymore.