Kansas Man Arrested for Having Sex With A Car

posted by Big Mark Clark - 

Is mechanophilia contagious? Earlier this week we had a woman on Florida or Not Florida running after cars in traffic because she was sexually attracted to them, and now we have THIS GUY.

Police in Newton, Kansas received a call late on Tuesday night about a NAKED MAN outside an apartment complex. 

When the cops arrived, a 24-year-old heavily intoxicated man was desperately trying to have SEX with the TAILPIPE OF A CAR.  His relentless efforts continued, despite the arrival of the police.  

All the struggle and desperation didn't work out, unfortunately as cops ended up tasing the guy. 

They took him to a hospital and they examined his blood alcohol level and it was a .35. In case you didn't know, the legal limit is .08 so that means this guy was over FOUR TIMES the legal limit.

He might be facing lewd and lascivious behavior charges....well gee, we wonder why!

Full Story: Naked Man Arrested While Trying to Have Sex With A Car 

 Credit: cjonline.com

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