How Long People Wait to Fart in Front of New Partners

posted by Big Mark Clark - 

When you first start dating, you have to keep up the illusion that you're a perfect, poised, totally NOT gross person.  Then the illusion starts to fade.  So how long does it take? 

A new survey has found that both men and women agree you should wait nine months before farting in front of a new partner. 

Fart

Remember the old SNL skit about farting?

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